I once befriended a crow

I once befriended a crow

I trained him to come when called and he’d follow me around the neighborhood.

But then one day . . .  there were two of him. 

And I realized. . . 

I’m totally speciesist about crows! I can’t tell them apart at all! 

So it’s more correct to say “I once befriended some number of crows” 

I had originally wanted to train the local sparrows and robins to come when I sang, cause I thought that would be a really interesting party trick. 

Turns out crows are smarter than sparrows, so they cottoned on faster that if I made a certain call, they'd get food.

So instead of looking like a Disney princess, I ended up looking like a witch.

Which, you know, honestly, I don't totally mind.

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